I Hate Rick Pitino

For all of us Duke fans, who loved the ESPN 30 for 30 "I Hate Christian Laettner", this poem/jingle is for you.  (Please note that we LOVE Christian Laettner and I LOVE Bobby Hurley more!)

This is to the tune of "You Say Potato, I Say Patato"

You say debasement I say debauchery 
You say amazement I say adultery 

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino 
Let's call the whole thing off 

You say an accident I say cheating 
You say entanglement I say divorce proceedings 

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino 
Let's call the whole thing off 

You say hospitality I say kerfuffle 
You say a dormitory I say a brothel 

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino 
Let's call the whole thing off 

You say recruitment I say delusion 
Your say amusement I say prostitution 

Pitino, Petrino, Petrino, Pitino 
Let's call the whole thing off 
Let's call the whole thing off

This comes from my most favorite radio show in the world:  The Tony Kornheiser Show" on ESPN radio. Genius!

Love, Leslie
PS ~ sorry for the very strange shadowing, but I am a novice at this..