Hello, Mrs. Santini

Mom likes to sneak around and get crackers ~ when she shouldn't have crackers.  Her doctor wants her to have less salt AND I give her crackers at lunch and again at night when she goes to bed AS PER her request!!!

So, I have a new package of dog treats on the counter:

Mom comes into the kitchen because she is ready for her wine.  I tell her that I will get it as I am going outside to get the bird feeder.  

I take her wine to her.

She comes back into the kitchen to tell me that the cookies that I have on the counter are horrible.  What?????????

Yes.  She cruised over to where the dog treats are and helped herself ~ while I was outside.

I am still laughing ~ Lori thinks they might taste ok with onion dip or pimento cheese.  For certain people.  (Channeling Mrs. Santini..........)

Nancy says "health bar" is an alternative fact.  

I am still smiling.

I ought to do this more often.  This was an accident, but I can see how Mrs. Santini was able to not kill her husband.

Love,
Leslie